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    "(You Drive Me) Crazy" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Britney Spears

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "(You Drive Me) Crazy" by Britney Spears? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "(You Drive Me) Crazy" Lyrics

    You call me lazy when I'm asleep.
    You drive me crazy I just can't pee
    Your fat and lazy.
    My but's full of gravy
    You drive me crazy I just went pea
    You ate my baby I think you`re gay
    you drive me crazey but i just can't pe
    You have a Daisy I just cant leave.
    You drive me into daisies, I just can't
    you think im lazy i just sheered a sheep
    dont call me baby i just cant beleive th
    You drive me crazy, my purple sheep, I'm
    I'm so exited, I need to pee
    I'm so excited, I'm in 2D. (like the
    you drive me crazy i just cant spee im s
    You drive me crazy. I just can't sing.
    you really hate me
    you drive me hazy i just cant pee im so
    your dad is swayze but he feels alright
    Baby I'm so into Jews They got that matz
    The Earth is movin, but I can't figure o
    Baby making love you keep me up all nigh

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