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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Oops, I dated a pen.

    Artist: Britney Spears
    Song: Oops I Did It Again
    Real Lyric: Oops, I did it again.

    The story:

    I was singing with my friends in school and they stopped singing, and I was all alone singing the wrong words.

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    2/13/2002 2:04 pm

    Age it happened

    13

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    Wow, she must have been really drunk to do such a dumb thing as to date a pen hahahahahahaha

    coffeelunatic Jan 13, 2010 2:47 am

    hahaha that is so funny!

    canamj Nov 08, 2009 11:09 am