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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    ...With liver tea and just us four, all.

    Artist: Traditional
    Real Lyric: ...With liberty and justice for all.

    The story:

    It was the first day of second grade, and I was in a new school. The cutest boy in the class was sitting next to me, and I spouted this off. He started laughing, then he told the teacher, and soon the whole class was laughing at my expense. What I was thinking is that it had something to do with our founding fathers and their shortage of tea because of the Boston Tea Party. So much for my interpretation of history...

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