...With liver tea and just us four, all.

The story:

It was the first day of second grade, and I was in a new school. The cutest boy in the class was sitting next to me, and I spouted this off. He started laughing, then he told the teacher, and soon the whole class was laughing at my expense. What I was thinking is that it had something to do with our founding fathers and their shortage of tea because of the Boston Tea Party. So much for my interpretation of history...