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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    (my daughter) Haste, haste to bring him lard.

    Artist: Traditional
    Song: Greensleeves
    Real Lyric: Haste, haste to bring him laud

    The story:

    she couldn't understand why you would bring a new baby
    something as gross as lard.

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    I also thought it was "Lard" - I thought new babies have delicate skin, you need to oil them; and possibly they used lard in olden days to protect the baby's tender skin...

    onkilter Apr 21, 2013 5:55 pm