The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
she couldn't understand why you would bring a new baby
something as gross as lard.
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Anonymous
Submitted on
12/10/2007 9:43 am
Age it happened
17
Better than original?
No
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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I also thought it was "Lard" - I thought new babies have delicate skin, you need to oil them; and possibly they used lard in olden days to protect the baby's tender skin...
onkilter Apr 21, 2013 5:55 pm