The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
In an attempt to surprise & impress a guy that always viewed me as just a nerdy, cautious, predictable, "easy listening" music fan, I put on Metallica's "Enter Sandman". With a coy smile that said "See how cool I REALLY am!", I turned it up loud and proceeded to confidently & passionately belt out the lyrics "...and of baked apple pie, yeah!!!!" I also sounded more like Elmer Fudd during the "Hush little baby don't say a word & nevermind that noise you heard..." verse. So, so cool huh?
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2/19/2012 12:25 pm
Age it happened
32
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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KaiteTheTaterFairy Sep 23, 2012 4:29 pm