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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    ...and bless it is the fruit that I won't, Jesus...

    Artist: Traditional
    Real Lyric: ...and blessed is the fruit of thy womb Jesus...

    The story:

    At parochial school, I was saying my version aloud,
    even after I read in a book that my version was
    wrong. I could imagine, however, that the misheard
    as it is could be a reference to the forbidden fruit
    in the biblical story of Adam and Eve; and you're
    telling Jesus that you won't be lured into evil.

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