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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You're where you should be all the time, but when you're not you're with some underworld spy or the wife of a cloaksman, wife of a cloaksman

    Artist: Carly Simon
    Song: You're So Vain
    Real Lyric: You're where you should be all the time,but when you're not you're with some underworldspy or the wife of a close friend, wife of a close friend

    The story:

    I was so sure it was "wife of a cloaksman" that I had a 20 dollar bet running with one of my friends. When we got home to check the lyrics online, I was totally crushed (and out 20 bucks)... wife of a cloaksman, while not as logical, still makes sense to me!

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    7/22/2006 9:20 pm

    Age it happened

    19

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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