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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You're too shy to convey
    Meditate my erection

    Real Lyric: You're too shy to convey Meditate in my direction

    The story:

    hahaha. Wow, when i was singing to this song while in the car
    with my mom, i belted out "Meditate my eeeerection!!!! feeel
    your way" my mom looks over at me and shouts "THOSE AREN'T
    THE WORDS!!!" and we laughed all the way home. Did i mention i
    was in the car..with the windows rolled down and belted it out in
    front of my mother while the window was unrolled?

    yeah, try getting out of that one!

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