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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You're too shy to confess
    Better take my direction, feel away!

    Artist: John Travolta & Olivia Newton-John
    Song: The One That I Want
    Real Lyric: You're too shy to convey Meditate my direction, feel your way

    The story:

    I was rocking out to this with alot of my best friends at my 18th birthday party when they all started looking at me really funny...then one of them asked me "what did you say?!" n i told them the lyrics n they all laughed, i did too though cause i felt really stupid.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    7/28/2006 2:56 am

    Age it happened

    18

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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