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    You're the dork on Satan's doorknob.

    Artist: Led Zeppelin
    Song: Houses of the Holy
    Real Lyric: From the door comes Satan's daughter

    The story:

    I was riding in the car with my brother and during a lull in the conversation this line played. I asked my brother, "Did he just say, 'you're the dork on Satan's doorknob?'"
    My brother was pretty sure those were not the correct lyrics. So I looked them up when we got back to work and discovered the real lyrics.

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    Submitted by

    brianab31

    Submitted on

    4/16/2008 9:45 am

    Age it happened

    36

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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