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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You're still in bed again and work began at eight
    You've burned your breakfast sofa. Things are going great!

    Artist: Rembrandts
    Song: I'll Be There For You
    Real Lyric: You're still in bed at ten And work began at eight You've burned your breakfast So far... things are goin' great

    The story:

    Well, until very recently, I watched the show friends trying to figure out which sofa in Rachel's apartment was her breakfast sofa, lunch sofa, and dinner sofa...and realized this couldn't even be valid, since Monica is so anal about crumbs.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    10/9/2007 4:48 pm

    Age it happened

    18

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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