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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You're as tired as hunter's tripe
    Heated well
    Why are you congealing?
    [...]
    Say something, say something
    Anything
    Your silence is definite
    Help humankind

    Artist: James
    Song: Say Something
    Real Lyric: You're as tight as a hunter's trapHidden wellWhat are you concealing?[...]Say something, say somethingAnythingYour silence is deafeningPay me in kind
    The story:

    When I listened a little more carefully on the advice of a friend (I had been singing the song out loud while listening to headphones). On a crowded early morning train!

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    11/7/2001 12:54 pm

    Age it happened

    14

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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