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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Your scarf, it was Aff-ri-caahhn
    and
    I had some dreams, they were clowns in my coffee

    Artist: Carly Simon
    Song: You're So Vain
    Real Lyric: Your scarf, it was apricot[and]I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee

    The story:

    Witnesses knew immediately, but the perpetrator never did. These occurred in a conversation with a friend around 1975. They were HIS mishearings, and everyone in the room just stopped talking and stared. Then he said, "What's wrong with that? 'Clowns' makes just as much sense as 'clouds'!"

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    Submitted by

    sputnik

    Submitted on

    3/5/2008 10:22 am

    Age it happened

    16

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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