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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Your own basset hound jesus, someone to be your friend someone who cares

    Artist: Depeche Mode
    Real Lyric: Your own personal jesus someone to hear your prayers someone who cares



    The story:

    So I was 17 sitting in my best friends clunker singing my little heart out when my friends all look at me and say..........basset hound? And I'm like yeah you know basset hound like a puppy with big floppy ears....I always wondered why they named it jesus, but whatever....needless to say I'm still hearing about it.

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