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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Your love is like Ted Danson
    Ted Danson is what I need
    Shake it up, just like Ted Danson
    There ain't no doctor that can
    Cure my disease

    Artist: Bon Jovi
    Song: Bad Medicine
    Real Lyric: Your love is like bad madicine Bad medicine is what I need Shake it up, just like bad madicine There ain't no doctor that can Cure my disease



    The story:

    I was in my car listening to the radio when "Bad Medicine" came on. I was listening to the chorus and thought I heard "Ted Danson" instead of "Bad Medicine", but thought that I must be hearing things. But then next time the chorus came on, I could have sworn that's what I heard. I knew that couldn't be the real lyrics, but I had no idea what the real lyrics were, so I sang it my way. When I was in the car with a friend of mine, I started singing it, forgetting that he was there. He started laughing at me. It was pretty embarrassing.

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