Your hand strategically twitched before you died
You were eating an apricot
You had one eye in the mirror as you watched your butt go by

The story:

I was "and still am" obsessed with this song, so my mom printed off the lyrics on the computer so I could hang them up in my room. I took one look at them and said, "Hey, these are wrong" but it turned out I had been singing them wrong the whole time!