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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You'll be dead before the bullet hits the phone.

    Artist: Golden Earring
    Real Lyric: You will come to knowWhen the bullet hits the bone

    The story:

    I've known this song for 20+ years. At least I
    thought I knew it for more than 20 years but given
    my highly wrong lyrics, I clearly didn't. I
    decided to Google the lyrics for some reason and
    my jaw dropped! I never did understand how you'd
    be dead before the bullet hit the phone, why the
    phone got shot, how you died, or why you'd be
    talking on the phone while someone was killing
    you. I guess the victim called 911 or maybe it's
    an **sassination attempt: while the victim
    conducts business, the **sassin sneaks in and
    kills him before someone else's bullet can hit the

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