The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Sitting in an office where I thought I was alone, Singing my heart out to one of my favorite bands...until a co-worker cleared his throat.
Then proceeded to tell me it was swimming through apologies, and asked exactly how one swims through a pile of cheese.
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9/11/2015 4:54 pm
Age it happened
35
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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