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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You said you wanted evolution
    The age with the great big heads

    Artist: Marilyn Manson
    Real Lyric: You said you wanted evolutionThe ape was a great big hit
    The story:

    I was in college at the time and was having a very pompous, pseudo-intellectual conversation with a friend of mine. (You know the kind of conversation I mean--the type where you talk real loud so other people can overhear you and will all know how cerebral you are.) Anyway, we were discussing how Manson's lyrics are much more meaningful than many people give them credit for when I misquoted the above lyric. My friend was too polite (or sadistic) to point out my mistake until after I had self-importantly rambled on about how deep this particular line was for 3 or 4 minutes. Needless to say, I wanted to crawl into a hole and die after that.

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