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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You reach into your room...
    Woah you feel the janitor.

    Artist: Elton John
    Real Lyric: You reach into your room...Woah you feel a gentile touch.

    The story:

    I always in my head pictured someone reaching around the door frame of a room and feeling a janitor standing there with a mop.

    I figured out that I was wrong all these years when I heard my wife sing the actual lyrics.

    She is still laughing.

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    I spat my drink. Bahaha, this is excellent.

    breakherlegs Mar 12, 2014 12:50 pm