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    You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille,
    400 children and a dog with no wheels...

    Artist: Kenny Rogers
    Song: Lucille
    Real Lyric: You picked a fine time to leave me LucilleFour hungry children and a crop in the field...

    The story:

    I was listening to my younger sister singing along to this song on the radio. I agreed with the 400 children bit; after all, everyone hears that bit - but when she started singing about a dog with no wheels I just lost it and killed myself laughing.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    8/17/2001 9:11 am

    Age it happened

    not specified

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    I would have never thought it was 400 children. I cracked up as soon as I saw that bit, but a dog with no wheels was hilarious.

    DeeSmithSF Apr 05, 2011 8:15 pm