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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You need a golden calculator to divide
    The time it takes to look inside and realize
    That real guys go for, down, two balls girls, yeah!

    Artist: Outkast
    Song: Roses
    Real Lyric: You'd need a golden calculator to divideThe time it took to look inside and realize thatReal guys go for real down to Mars girls, yeah!

    The story:

    I was singing along in the car and we had the song on replay and my mom turned it down real fast as I was singing it just as I was belting out "Two balls girls" and she started laughing so hard I thought she would cry. She calmly explained that "girls don't have balls". Well, duh! My argument was, "Hey, we're talking about Dre here! He could be singing ANYTHING!" She only laughed harder.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    4/23/2004 10:15 pm

    Age it happened

    13

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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