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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You make me nervous drunk drive

    Artist: 311
    Song: All Mixed Up
    Real Lyric: You make me nervous throat dry



    The story:

    I started dating my now current boyfriend a few years ago. We were in the car and we were both singing along to the song and he made me stop and repeat myself and explain that when people are nervous their throat is dry. I thought the singer was nervous because he was drunk driving.

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