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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You get a LIFE, I'll get a cold,
    We'll go fishing in the crawfish hole
    Five STAR BURGERS on a Saturday night,
    Church on Sunday morning.

    Artist: Little Big Town
    Song: Boondocks
    Real Lyric: You get a line, I'll get a poleWe'll go fishing in the crawfish holeFive-card poker on a Saturday nightChurch on Sunday morning
    The story:

    it was my 6 yr old who misheard this. We were sittin' around listening to the song when it came out of her mouth. when we asked her to repeat what she said and we laughed even harder, she frowned, pooched up her lips and the laughter was endless.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    1/12/2006 10:40 am

    Age it happened

    not specified

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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