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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You fasten the triggers
    For the others to fire
    Then you set back and watch
    While the DEFCON gets higher

    Artist: Bob Dylan
    Song: Masters Of War
    Real Lyric: You fasten all the triggersFor the others to fireThen you set back and watchWile the death count gets higher

    The story:

    Shouting 'whaaa. . . ' a week ago when I was looking for the lyric on Internet.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    11/26/2007 9:41 am

    Age it happened

    36

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    I love this song, but one part has always mistified me: "You've thrown the worst fear/ That can ever be hurled..." How does one "hurl" a fear?

    Prodigy Apr 10, 2008 5:56 pm