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You don't waste no time at all
Don't hear the bell but you answer the call
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Artist: Queen

Song: Hammer to Fall

Real Lyric: You don't waste no time at allDon't hear the bell but you answer the callIt comes to you as to us allWe're just waitingFor the hammer to fall

The story:

I always thought this was a nasty take at any other poor quality four piece band. (Originally The Beatles) and thought it was in very poor taste. Especially as The Beatles were one of my faves. A pastiche of the "Fab Four". Oh how wrong (maybe) I was.

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8/29/2008 1:34 pm

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Convinced others you were right?

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