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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You don't have to say you love me, just because of that

    Real Lyric: You don't have to say you love me, just be close at hand



    The story:

    Unfortunately it was only the last couple of years I realised how wrong I'd been. Laughing about Meat Loaf's "But I won't do that" I said maybe it was the same "that" as Dusty Springfield's. Cue deathly silence, whereupon I sang the lyrics, followed by hysterical laughter. Still think my version's better.

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