You dirty dirty faster

The story:

I heard this in the original uncensored version when it was played, presumably in error, from one of a recreation centre's CDs. I always knew the real last word from the radio version of the same song.

I've put 'yes' regarding my version being better as it enabled me to pretend to my comfort that it had been misheard by others around me (strangers) on the uncensored version and this was essential as it stopped me from being caused great discomfort offence although, really, when played in other places, such as my home where strangers are not present, the original is a better lyric. The lyrics are generally sung so indistinctly and 'outside of my hearing range' that I hear virtually no lyrics when I hear the song.

It was the radio version, played in the same place, that caused me serious offence: this so-called "clean" version has a gaping hole that ensures that, in it, the word is clear and explicit. I still have problems with the radio version if I hear it with my father around: the unpleasant sounding 'disguised' use of the word "s**t" is also a problem in that, as it is clear what it means and makes a problem of the material, whilst being more uncomfortable because of its 'hidden' nature not being completely maintained (others around me when I hear it, I feel, will know what it means) whilst the original uncensored version is mild (although not completely neutral in the specific public place) and doesn't cause me offence. The radio version adds annoyance to the offence that it was already about to cause, and did succeed in causing, because its otherwise the same as the uncensored word - just adds annoyance and causes me offence with the annoying way in which the language sounds (whilst in the original uncensored it was said extremely mildly and therefore inoffensively).