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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You can't f**k ------ no further than you can throw em.

    Artist: DMX
    Real Lyric: You can't trust ------ no further than you can throw em. [Not quite - see below.]

    The story:

    I heard this in a "clean" version and thought "oh, they've missed one" and then rewound and heard the true lyric.

    Note: I don't like asterisks, and have only used them as an accurate representation of the title of the so-called clean version. I'm not able to reproduce exactly how it sounds, as the use of "------" isn't quite right: imagine, instead, the real full word of the original being printed in light pencil at that moment as opposed to being in normal text.

    (What gets me is how they allow the use of a lyric "you was in my left titty", which is much more explicit than any other part of the song, and also fail to remove the word "faggot" on at least one occasion from the "clean" version, so it definitely isn't clean - or appropriate for children.)

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