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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You can fool anyone,
    wet your pants and smile

    Artist: New Found Glory
    Song: Over the Head, Below the Knees
    Real Lyric: You could fool anyonewith your pensive smile
    The story:

    I was previewing songs on itunes and my friend told me to listen to this song. I told her that I liked the line "You can fool anyone, wet your pants and smile"...she laughed. Then she said, "Peter, you idiot, it's 'you could fool anyone with your pensive smile'!!"..I felt so stupid.

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    8/26/2004 12:40 pm

    Age it happened

    13

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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