You are my Easter Bunny

The story:

Well, I always had a hunch that I was wrong,
considering the rather explicit and lusty nature
of the song. But at my first listen I know I
heard "Easter Bunny", as incongruous as it may
have been. Then my compatriots either (a) also
heard Easter Bunny, or (b) began hearing "Easter
Bunny" because I'd put the germ in their minds.
So it was an ode to the Easter Bunny for about two
years, mostly because it was such fun, but one day
a buzzkill NIN fan actually went out of her way to
quash the Cult of the NIN Easter Bunny by
correcting our version everywhere she could.
Granted, the actual lyrics make much more sense,
but maybe Trent Reznor himself needs a little
Easter Bunny from time to time.