"You and me going pissing in the dark, lying on the tracks and counting the stars, where the blue grass grows"

The story:

At a "going back home" dance at summer camp. The song came on and we were all singing at the top of our lungs when I realized by the second chourus that people where staring at me, so I shut up and heard (to my fragile ten year old shattered self-esteem) what the real lyrics were. *sigh*