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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Yawn and stretch and try to come alive

    Better lose your mind 'cause they never give you credit

    Artist: Dolly Parton
    Song: 9 to 5
    Real Lyric: Yawnin', stretchin', try to come to lifeThey just use your mind, and they never give you credit
    The story:

    I was singing these lyrics to the song when we rented it at my mom's. My mom just looked at me and laughed and corrected me. Of course in my family if you make a mistake it lives on till you die for something like this.

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