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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Wuthering Heights" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Kate Bush

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Wuthering Heights" by Kate Bush? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Wuthering Heights" Lyrics

    You had a temper like my gelatine, Too h
    Eeee-wheee! It's me; I'm a tree, I'm a w
    I'm coming back to the site of a puddin'
    Heathcliff, yippee I'm happy you've come
    I pine a lot, I find a lot, Forced to en
    Come inside to find my push-bike
    It's me, It's be on café a'la ca so cold
    It's me a-Cathy of Conghoma
    I've got the wildies
    I'm on a wild deer, in a moor Sweet Rola
    Heathcliffe, it's me, Popeye, with your
    that's the queen of the night
    You had distemper, like my jealous eel T
    Out on Hawaii...
    Oh look! It's me, and I'm here and i'm s
    hey keith, it's me i'm kathy, i got bone
    Out on a windy windy moor Sweet Roland f
    Come back to my waterproof, waterproof,
    Come inside to find my push-bike
    You had a tampon
    And on a lonely night I'm coming back to
    I don't know why we've been divorced We
    Heathcliff, it's me, I'm cathy, I've got
    Wet dreams in the night They told me I w
    Eat glue, it's me, a Cathy. I've come h
    It's clue, it's me, I can't see, I come

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