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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Wrapped up like Medusa
    'nother roamer in the night

    Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuceanother runner in the night



    The story:

    In a stoney moment, I described to my boyfriend how I was so interesting and intelligent for being able to understand references to mythology in music. "You know, like when Manfred Mann says in Blinded by the Light, 'wrapped up like Medusa, another roamer in the night.'" I went on to tell him how that was always one of my nightmres ever since hearing thatg song:
    "that Medusa would wrap her snakey hair all around me if I ever went wandering alone at night."
    I now travel in groups of 3 or more.

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