Wrapped up like a douche, another boner in the night.

The story:

I never really thought that's what the lyrics were, but that's what I heard and kept hearing. At one point, while driving in a friend's car, that song came on the radio, and I just asked him, "Okay, what the **** is this ***hole singing?!" because I could never decipher it.

He told me, then asked me what I was hearing, and I told him, and we had to pull over because he was laughing too hard to drive.