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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    woo-hoo, well, i eat anythin at all
    woo-hoo, with a piece of artic roll
    with a 'lion' im easy
    oh! lemon thyme and a bit'o sugar when im near you,
    is there any jam?

    Artist: Blur
    Song: Song 2
    Real Lyric: woo-hoo, when i feel heavy metalwoo-hoo, and im pins and im needleswoo-hoo,well i lie and im easy all of the time but im never sure why i need you,coz i need you

    The story:

    Playing pool in the local club with a few mates and the song comes on the juke box. Needless to say i start singing and get a few funny looks - who can blame me?!they sound just the same!!

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    1/30/2002 1:12 pm

    Age it happened

    17

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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