Search by Song, Lyric or Artist!

    Total Submissions: 122,857 Submit Yours

    Latest Misheard Stories

    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

    Continue Reading...

    Won't you please walk my dog? I think it's only fair.

    Artist: Traffic
    Real Lyric: Can you please help, my God? I think it's only fair.



    The story:

    Working at a summer camp, I was on an off-duty day road trip with a friend and was delighted to find out that we'd both loved Traffic's "John Barleycorn Must Die" album for years. We sang through all the songs together and just outside Portland, Maine, we got to the chorus of the last song. I warbled the lines I knew from when I was a kid and noticed I was singing by myself. He just burst out laughing and didn't stop for ten minutes. He taunts me to this day.

    Vote Now:

    Misheard is:

    My Thoughts:


    Comments

    Have a comment? Log in for free today so you can post it!