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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    With many years ahead to draw a line
    Why would you go down on me
    You'll never want to ask my age
    What's my name again?

    Artist: Blink 182
    Song: What's My Age Again?
    Real Lyric: With many years ahead to fall in lineWhy would you wish that on meI never want to act my ageWhat's my age again?
    The story:

    I was out with my [ex-]boyfriend, and we were listening to his Blink-182 cd and we were both singing along and he starting laughing insanely. I asked him what was so funny and he explained it to me, with emphasis on a few parts.

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    1/17/2002 6:01 pm

    Age it happened

    13

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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