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    Why'd you leave the ketchup on the table

    Artist: System Of A Down
    Song: Chop Suey
    Real Lyric: Why'd you leave the keys upon the table

    The story:

    Me and my brother were listening to the song and I said, "Man, System of a Down sure have some weird lyrics, like why'd you leave the ketchup on the table" and my brother laughed at my and corrected me. My sister was in the car too and they kept making fun of me lol.

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    Submitted by

    tiff09bu

    Submitted on

    7/25/2008 10:01 pm

    Age it happened

    20

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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