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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Why can't you do it
    Why can't you shut yo monkey face

    Artist: George Michael
    Song: Monkey
    Real Lyric: Why can't you do itWhy can't you set your monkey free



    The story:

    I was sitting with my manager in her office, about to make a conference call and she had the song playing on her pc. Out of no where, I felt compelled to sing out loud my "version" of the song and she stopped dialing and gave me a confused look. She asked me if SHE had the wrong lyrics because she thought it was...(the CORRECT lyric). We eventually looked up the lyrics to find I'd been singing the wrong one all along. Now the WHOLE office cracks up whenever they see me!

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