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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Whoa, what a Phelan
    When he's dancing on the ceiling
    Whoa, what a Phelan
    When he's dancing on the ceiling

    Artist: Lionel Richie
    Real Lyric: Whoa, what a feeling When we're dancing on the ceiling Whoa, what a feeling When we're dancing on the ceiling



    The story:

    There is a guy who I work with called Paul Phelan (pronounced 'feelan')who was big into Lionel Ritchie, and one of the guys in the office showed me a photo of Paul at one of Lionel's concerts from sometime back in the late 70s/early 80s. He convinced me that Lionel had written the song for Paul. I can't tell you how amazingly stupid I felt when I sang it to slag him off in front of the rest of the office and they all just burst out laughing at me!!!!

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