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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Who put the bomb
    in the bombshelter?

    Artist: Barry Mann
    Real Lyric: Who put the bompin the bomp-bah-bomp-bah-bomp?
    The story:

    Actually, this was sung by my young brother who was only about three at the time. We were living in Corpus Christi in the early sixties (Cuban Missile Crisis time) and can only think that he confused the lyrics with a cultural artifact that was very much in the news at the time. He sang it out loud in the car and the rest of the family broke out laughing at it.

    Since we couldn't explain to him what was so funny, he essentially has become catatonic - refusing to say anything original to anyone for fear of being laughed at.

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