Close
Submit Lyrics
Artists
- A
- B
- C
- D
- E
- F
- G
- H
- I
- J
- K
- L
- M
- N
- O
- P
- Q
- R
- S
- T
- U
- V
- W
- X
- Y
- Z
Songs
- A
- B
- C
- D
- E
- F
- G
- H
- I
- J
- K
- L
- M
- N
- O
- P
- Q
- R
- S
- T
- U
- V
- W
- X
- Y
- Z
Funniest
Newest
Login

Submit Lyrics
Artists
- A
- B
- C
- D
- E
- F
- G
- H
- I
- J
- K
- L
- M
- N
- O
- P
- Q
- R
- S
- T
- U
- V
- W
- X
- Y
- Z
Songs
- A
- B
- C
- D
- E
- F
- G
- H
- I
- J
- K
- L
- M
- N
- O
- P
- Q
- R
- S
- T
- U
- V
- W
- X
- Y
- Z
Funniest
Newest
Login
Facebook
Twitter
Google+

Search by Song, Lyric or Artist!

Total Submissions: 122,858 Submit Yours

Follow @kiss_this_guy

Latest Misheard Stories

Artist: Statler Brothers

Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

Continue Reading...

Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

Continue Reading...

Artist: Starship

Song: Sarah

The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

Continue Reading...

Artist: Iron Maiden

Song: The Prisoner

The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

Continue Reading...

Artist: Pearl Jam

Song: Jeremy

The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

Continue Reading...

Whenever I'm weary
From the battles that raged in my head
You made sense of mayonnaise
When my sanity hangs by a thread

Artist: Richard Marx

Song: Now and Forever

Real Lyric: Whenever I'm wearyFrom the battles that raged in my headYou made sense of madnessWhen my sanity hangs by a thread

The story:

My best friend laughed at me when she heard me sing it this way, but she couldn't come up with a word that made sense either. I figured it wasn't right, because who writes a love song about mayonnaise. Condiments can be so confusing.

Submitted by

Anonymous

Submitted on

5/13/2004 12:38 pm

Age it happened

24

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

Comments

Have a comment? Log in for free today so you can post it!