When you're smokin' your cigs, I feel violent

The story:

My family was on the way to dinner at Ponderosa where I ate 6 plates of pasta salad before going to see "Good Morning Vietnam" at the Van Buren drive-in. Halfway through the movie I began to feel sweaty and had to lay down in the cab of my parents' Mitsubishi Mighty Max pickup.

When the scene where they play Louis Armstrong's "What a Wonderful World" came on it was all the energy I could muster to open the door and hang my head out and unfetter the copious amounts of the uncooperative pasta salad. Some time later some unlucky soul had the misfortune of planting one foot firmly in the puddle while walking by. If I'm not mistaken we ended up going back the next day for the swap meet