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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    When we're humping, love will keep us alive

    Artist: Eagles
    Real Lyric: When we're hungry, love will keep us alive
    The story:

    When I was younger, I thought this was a dirty, dirty song. Plus I was very confused as to what was happening that they had to make love in order to live. I pictured guns blazing, fires, apocolyptic-type scenes but hey! They were okay because they were otherwise occupied. I went a couple years without hearing this song again, then when I did and I was older (with new ears!) I realized that there wasn't any apocolypse, just a lack of munchies. And really, no sex at all.

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