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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    When I look at your thighes theres no stoppin me, I want the ham and the turky on top of me,
    dont want some stacks,
    just get me fat,
    gonna cut you some of that,
    Cause I like it like that,
    Come on and put it in me
    in me

    Artist: Fat Joe
    Song: What's Love?
    Real Lyric: When I look in your eyes there's no stopin' meI want the Don Joey Crack on top of me (Uh-huh)Don't want your stacks (Yeah)Just break my back (Uh) Gonna cut you no sack (Whoo)Cause I'm on it like that (Uh, Come On)Come on (Yeah, Yeah, Y'All) & put it (Yeah, Yeah, Y'All) on me (Put it on ya Girl) on me (I'm put it on ya Girl)
    The story:

    Well my sister was making fun of songs and she sang that. My sister is older so she probuly was right. Well my class had a dance and that song was on. Me and my friends decided we really did like it so we would sing it for the talent show. Well I had all the other words right in the song. We went up there and when it came to the part we sand and the whole gym was filled with laughter! I was so confused so when I was done we all went outside and a boy in my class comes up to us and says "You guys must of really been hungry!" After I cried for about two hours. My sister laughed at me forever!

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