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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    When I first met you girl you didn't have no shoes
    Now your're walking round like your foot fades blue

    Artist: Paul Revere and the Raiders
    Song: I'm Not Your Steppin' Stone
    Real Lyric: When I first met you girl you didn't have no shoes Now you're walking round like you're front page news

    The story:

    I was in a band and we were practicing our songs. Some "teeny bopper" girl groupies came to listen to us practice and they started reading the lyrics I had written (the wrong ones) on a piece of paper. They laughed at me and I have died a thousand deaths everytime I think about being laughed at by girls I was trying to impress.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    2/27/2002 1:09 pm

    Age it happened

    18

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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