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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    When everybody loves you, son, that's just about as funky as gopher meat

    Artist: Counting Crows
    Song: Mr. Jones
    Real Lyric: When everybody loves you, son, that's just about as funky as you can be



    The story:

    I never realised how wrong I'd been. I've never liked the song, so I think that 'gopher meat' is a definite improvement.

    I'm not sure if this is the right line in the song that I'm thinking of -- he repeats it three times and looking at the lyrics online this seems like the most likely spot. I originally assumed the real line was "go for me", which was repeated the three times.

    I can't find a version of the song streamed on the internet to be able to be more specific, sorry

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