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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "What's the use of my balls?"

    Artist: Cole Porter
    Song: Let's Do It
    Real Lyric: The is an old (40s, I think) Cole Porter song; extended title is, "Let's Do It, Let's Fall In Love" and the lyrics talk about all the things that "do it," such as "What's in your rugs they do it / What's the use of mothballs?"
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    This was just last week, when a moths flew in my house and I got into a discussion about whether all moths eat clothes and how come you never see mothballs any more. Then a couple days later I played the song and I was like, "Oh, duh! Mothballs! Mothballs, you idiot! Little tiny mothballs!"

    But you gotta cut me some slack, the version I misheard was a cover by Joan Jett and Paul Westerberg. You'd totally believe Paul Westerberg was shouting about his balls, right?

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